And the worst movie teacher is…

July 10, 2011

DOLORES UMBRIDGE!

Oh, yeah. What a bitch. Whatever those centaurs did to her in the woods, she totally had it coming after that “I Will Not Tell Lies” bullshit she pulled on Harry.

God, just an awful woman. Makes me proud to be a muggle.

Swell voting, folks.

RESULTS:
– Dolores Umbridge: 17 votes
– Principal Vernon: 6 votes
– Mr. Kitano: 6 votes (seriously bad teacher)
– Mr. Rooney: 5 votes
– Dean Wormer: 4 votes
– Mr. McAllister: 3 votes
– Mr. Strickland: 3 votes
– Kitty Farmer: 2 votes
– The Faculty: 2 votes
– Mr. Hand: 1 vote
– Mr. Dunne: 0 votes (proving once and for all that crackheads make great teachers)
– Professor Snape: 0 votes (awfully surprising, but then again, he is the best character in the franchise next to Dumbledore)
– Other: 1 vote for Mary Poppins (how dare you badmouth Mary!) and 1 vote for Mr. Neck from Speak (never seen it, will report back on that one)

4 Comments leave one →

James Blake Ewing permalink

July 10, 2011 5:29 pm

Lady Vengeance is probably the worst, but yea, Umbrage is just downright sadistic.

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- Aiden R. permalink
  
  July 10, 2011 8:29 pm
  
  Jesus H Murphy. That’s it. Lady Vengeance and Mr. Vengeance are officially the next two movies I’m watching. Done putting it off.
  
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HermioneO permalink

July 11, 2011 11:30 am

I’ve forgotten who I voted for. I don’t think it was umbridge.

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- Aiden R. permalink
  
  July 12, 2011 8:34 am
  
  I’m sure it was a solid choice. They all suck as educators.
  
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