And the best thing about being Charlie Sheen is…
Believe it or not, we actually have ourselves a tie, folks. And the winners are:
“BEING YOUR OWN DRUG, A DRUG THAT IS SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL AND MELT THE FACE OFF OF ANY OTHER WHO TRIES IT.”
And…
“HAVING A PERFECT, BITCHIN’ LIFE. DUH.”
I don’t know if we’ve ever had a tie around these parts before, but I guess it’s hard to pick just one winning aspect of Charlie Sheen’s downward spiral of a life. Man, this guy is making Tony Montana look like a girl scout. Not exactly the best road to be heading down if you ask me.
Anyway, good voting, boys and girls.
RESULTS:
– “Being your own drug, a drug that is so powerful it will kill and melt the face off of any other who tries it.”: 8 votes
– “Having a perfect, bitchin’ life. Duh.”: 8 votes
– “Tiger blood.”: 5 votes
– “Being addicted to winning.”: 3 votes
– “The ‘Goddesses’.”: 3 votes
– “Operating on one gear, one speed: GO.”: 3 votes
– “The ability to cure diseases with your brain.”: 0 votes (I’d say that’s a pretty awesome quality)
– Other: 1 vote for “Adonis DNA” (win), 1 vote for “This is sad, he needs medical attention” (win), 1 vote for “Doing enough coke to kill two and a half men, and not even getting a nosebleed” (win), 1 vote for “Being Charlie Sheen” (win), and 1 vote for “Wake me up when Sheen-mania is over…” (yeah, amazing how sad this whole thing got over the course of one week).
Then again, I thought this was pretty hilarious:
Alright, that’s it. I’m done.
Cut The Crap Movie Reviews 
Haha – that vid was great.
Tough, tough choices in the new poll. I wanna pick like four or eight of ’em, but in the end, I gotta go with Predator. Such badassery can not be ignored. Boom…winning!
Haha. Some of the shit he says really does sound like it only could have been used in the context of a Call of Duty match. What a mess.
And I know, haven’t had that many choices in a poll in a long time. Think I’d go with The Thing, but still, tough call and I won’t argue Predator for a hot second.
Love that Call of Duty vid! Really well together and hilarious 🙂
New poll: I picked Cloverfield. It’s not a perfect movie but I don’t remember an alien invasion movie I was so immersed in.
Haha. Glad you dug it, awesome idea for a mash-up.
And good call on Cloverfield. Haven’t seen that since it was in theaters, high time I gave it another watch.
I had to vote for Independence Day. Yeah, it’s a hoot, plus extra points for having Randy Quaid flying an airplane. “I’m baaaaaaaaack”
Haha. Nothing wrong with that, Randy Quaid is good enough reason to vote for anything.