And the best thing about being Charlie Sheen is…
“BEING YOUR OWN DRUG, A DRUG THAT IS SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL AND MELT THE FACE OFF OF ANY OTHER WHO TRIES IT.”
“HAVING A PERFECT, BITCHIN’ LIFE. DUH.”
I don’t know if we’ve ever had a tie around these parts before, but I guess it’s hard to pick just one winning aspect of Charlie Sheen’s downward spiral of a life. Man, this guy is making Tony Montana look like a girl scout. Not exactly the best road to be heading down if you ask me.
Anyway, good voting, boys and girls.
– “Being your own drug, a drug that is so powerful it will kill and melt the face off of any other who tries it.”: 8 votes
– “Having a perfect, bitchin’ life. Duh.”: 8 votes
– “Tiger blood.”: 5 votes
– “Being addicted to winning.”: 3 votes
– “The ‘Goddesses’.”: 3 votes
– “Operating on one gear, one speed: GO.”: 3 votes
– “The ability to cure diseases with your brain.”: 0 votes (I’d say that’s a pretty awesome quality)
– Other: 1 vote for “Adonis DNA” (win), 1 vote for “This is sad, he needs medical attention” (win), 1 vote for “Doing enough coke to kill two and a half men, and not even getting a nosebleed” (win), 1 vote for “Being Charlie Sheen” (win), and 1 vote for “Wake me up when Sheen-mania is over…” (yeah, amazing how sad this whole thing got over the course of one week).
Then again, I thought this was pretty hilarious:
Alright, that’s it. I’m done.