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And the best thing about being Charlie Sheen is…

March 12, 2011

Believe it or not, we actually have ourselves a tie, folks. And the winners are:

BEING YOUR OWN DRUG, A DRUG THAT IS SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL AND MELT THE FACE OFF OF ANY OTHER WHO TRIES IT.

And…

HAVING A PERFECT, BITCHIN’ LIFE. DUH.

I don’t know if we’ve ever had a tie around these parts before, but I guess it’s hard to pick just one winning aspect of Charlie Sheen’s downward spiral of a life. Man, this guy is making Tony Montana look like a girl scout. Not exactly the best road to be heading down if you ask me.

Anyway, good voting, boys and girls.

RESULTS:
– “Being your own drug, a drug that is so powerful it will kill and melt the face off of any other who tries it.”: 8 votes
– “Having a perfect, bitchin’ life. Duh.”: 8 votes
– “Tiger blood.”: 5 votes
– “Being addicted to winning.”: 3 votes
– “The ‘Goddesses’.”: 3 votes
– “Operating on one gear, one speed: GO.”: 3 votes
– “The ability to cure diseases with your brain.”: 0 votes (I’d say that’s a pretty awesome quality)
– Other: 1 vote for “Adonis DNA” (win), 1 vote for “This is sad, he needs medical attention” (win), 1 vote for “Doing enough coke to kill two and a half men, and not even getting a nosebleed” (win), 1 vote for “Being Charlie Sheen” (win), and 1 vote for “Wake me up when Sheen-mania is over…” (yeah, amazing how sad this whole thing got over the course of one week).

Then again, I thought this was pretty hilarious:

Alright, that’s it. I’m done.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. March 13, 2011 9:35 pm

    Haha – that vid was great.

    Tough, tough choices in the new poll. I wanna pick like four or eight of ’em, but in the end, I gotta go with Predator. Such badassery can not be ignored. Boom…winning!

    • March 14, 2011 1:12 pm

      Haha. Some of the shit he says really does sound like it only could have been used in the context of a Call of Duty match. What a mess.

      And I know, haven’t had that many choices in a poll in a long time. Think I’d go with The Thing, but still, tough call and I won’t argue Predator for a hot second.

  2. March 14, 2011 2:57 pm

    Love that Call of Duty vid! Really well together and hilarious 🙂

    New poll: I picked Cloverfield. It’s not a perfect movie but I don’t remember an alien invasion movie I was so immersed in.

    • March 14, 2011 2:58 pm

      Haha. Glad you dug it, awesome idea for a mash-up.

      And good call on Cloverfield. Haven’t seen that since it was in theaters, high time I gave it another watch.

  3. HermioneO permalink
    March 14, 2011 6:20 pm

    I had to vote for Independence Day. Yeah, it’s a hoot, plus extra points for having Randy Quaid flying an airplane. “I’m baaaaaaaaack”

    • March 14, 2011 8:17 pm

      Haha. Nothing wrong with that, Randy Quaid is good enough reason to vote for anything.

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