And the owner of the best movie mustache is…
November 6, 2011
BILL THE BUTCHER!
Gotta admit, I did not see that one coming. Nevertheless, that is one bitchin’ ‘stache. If I could grow mine out like that and somehow not look like a hipster, I would do so in heartbeat. Someday…
Swell voting, folks.
RESULTS:
– Bill the Butcher: 11 votes
– Tom Selleck: 10 votes
– Sam Elliott: 8 votes (my vote, hands-down)
– Charlie Chaplin: 4 votes
– D-Day: 2 votes
– Burt Reynolds: 1 vote
– Groucho Marx: 1 vote (not too shabby for a guy who didn’t even have a mustache)
– “Doc” Holiday: 1 vote
– Ron Burgundy: 1 vote
– Lando Calrissian: 0 votes
– Daniel Plainview: 0 votes
– Lt. Aldo Raine: 0 votes
– Daniel Plainview: 0 votes
– Other: 1 vote for Ron Jeremy (easy win for creepiest mustache, but still a classic.)
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I voted for Selleck, but Bill the Butcher’s moustache is pretty f’n badass. I gotta say, though, that I am just relieved that picture of Burt Reynolds is gone. I think my eyes are still burning from that!
Hahahaha. Had to use it, man. Selleck’s is an icon in itself, but yeah, Bill the Butcher made damn good use of the ‘stache wax in getting the whole Rollie Fingers look going. Effin’ badass indeed.
I think I voted for Elliot, but Bill the Butcher’s a great choice too. If every man could grow a ‘stache like that the world would finally be at peace.
Yeah, Elliot was the clear victor for me because that’s always how he looks, and that is beyond cool. And I agree, I need to stop trimming immediately.