And the most badass movie dad is…
BRYAN MILLS!
Dude won by a mile, and after all the necks he chopped across the globe to rescue his daughter from becoming another black market sex slave, he deserves it. Who knew Oskar Schindler was such a stone-cold badass?
Swell voting, folks. Very proud.
RESULTS:
– Bryan Mills from Taken: 17 votes
– John McClane: 10 votes
– Darth Vader: 9 votes
– John Matrix from Commando: 7 votes
– Benjamin Martin from The Patriot: 3 votes
– Big Chris from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: 3 votes
– President James Marshall from Air Force One: 1 vote
– John Q: 1 vote
– Harry Tasker from True Lies: 1 vote
– Other: 1 vote for Han Solo (come again?), 1 vote for Edward Bloom from Big Fish (great vote, dude sure knew how to tell a story), and 1 vote for “Sea Bass” from Dumb & Dumber (lost me on that one, too).
Cut The Crap Movie Reviews 
I would have considered John McCain if you had used a picture from the 4th movie, but he had hair in your shot-it was the first movie and Lucy McCain only had one shot to a camera saying Come Home. WTF?
But yeah, Taken was boss.
John McCain? Definitely more batshit than badass when it comes to dads. But, yeah, McClane’s parentage has never played a very big part on his terribly unlucky life of vigilante law enforcement.
And Taken was kind of boss, and a lot of that is ’cause of Neeson.
Hey Aiden, Just wanted to remind you about the “Morality Bites” blogothon kicking off 2moro, June 29th. Would love your input. Here’s a link http://bit.ly/iHvWBH. Cheers, Ronan.
p.s Taken was pants dude.
Oh, man. Totally dropped the ball on this one. Sorry dude, sounded awesome. Keep me in the loop about any other of these wonderful events going on on your end. Love me some memes.
And Taken was alright, at least it established Neeson as a total badass.