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Happy Thanksgiving, folks!

November 25, 2010

In honor of my forefathers who obviously had a fond appreciation for ingesting an entire year’s worth of trytophan in one day, taking a six-hour long catnap, drinking ’til you can’t remember who won the football game and waking up the next morning to hungy pilgrim sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner, I’m taking the next four days to act like the proud, lazy American bastard that I am. Will see you back Monday with more reviews and a potbelly that would make that pregnant dude jealous. Here’s to the Pats trouncing the Lions into a fine cranberry sauce, and to all you other Yanks out there, I wish you all a most glorious Thanksgiving!

To everyone else, go ahead and sit your ass in front of the TV, fix yourself a turkey dinner and drink a six pack to your face with some old chums. Simple as that, awesome as that. God bless America.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. November 25, 2010 9:18 am

    That Lions comment cut me deep, dude.

  2. HermioneO permalink
    November 25, 2010 12:43 pm

    I’ll think of you over my cornbread stuffing.

  3. November 25, 2010 3:05 pm

    Have a great Thanksgiving weekend my man! I will do the same thing on my end 😉

  4. November 30, 2010 5:10 pm

    Happy ThanksThanks (be latedly) — To Quote Kramer:

    “Hey, buddy”

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