And the worst dad is…
Yeah, I wouldn’t want to be trapped in a haunted hotel with his ass either. But, man, go and watch Natural Born Killers. You ain’t seen bad parenting ’til you’ve seen Rodney Dangerfield behind the wheel. Would not want to play golf with that guy.
All the same, solid voting all around.
– Wacko Jacko: 16 votes
– Vader: 7 votes (he comes around)
– Ed Wilson from Natural Born Killers: 4 votes
– Bill Maplewood from Happiness: 3 votes (whoof)
– Mr. Perry from The Dead Poets Society: 3 votes (what an asshole)
– Jerry Blake from The Stepfather (the original): 2 votes (John Locke in the house)
– Keyser Soze: 1 vote (I think he’s the only one here who actually offed his kids, so that definitely counts for something)
– Dwight Hansen from This Boy’s Life: 1 vote (never seen it, hear he’s a bastard though)
– Col. Frank Fitts from American Beauty: 1 vote (that guy had some issues)
– Other: 1 vote for Peter McAllister from Home Alone (easier to pin that one on the mom, but this idiot is still very much to blame), 1 vote for Freddy Krueger from Freddy’s Dead (who the hell had sex with him?), and 1 vote for Denethor from The Lord of the Rings (yeah, he was a fuckin’ nut).
Well, be thankful, folks. At least you’re not on your dad’s hit list.