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August 3, 2010

DRIVE ANGRY 3-D!

Man, I had my money on Bangkok Dangerous, was not expecting a movie that hasn’t even come out yet. Then again, just look at the freakin’ rats nest on that guy’s head. Ridiculous.

Someone please tell that guy to fire his stylist already.

RESULTS:
Drive Angry 3-D: 15 votes
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: 5 votes
Kick-Ass: 0 votes (what a pedo mustache)
Bangkok Dangerous: 6 votes (did anyone see this?)
Next: 6 votes (did anyone see this?)
Adaptation.: 8 votes
Con Air: 6 votes
Raising Arizona: 2 votes (arguably his best haircut)
Peggy Sue Got Married: 0 votes
Valley Girl: 3 votes
– Other: 1 vote for National Treasure, 1 vote for Rumble Fish and 1 vote for whatever the hell this movie is from…

Any thoughts on the remote possibility of a movie called Drive Angry 3-D being good?

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15 Comments leave one →
  1. August 3, 2010 8:50 am

    It’s a wonder his enemies don’t resort to hair pulling in some of his movies! 🙂

    • August 4, 2010 8:15 am

      Hahaha, would definitely be my first line of attack.

    • August 4, 2010 11:13 am

      @Dan They’re probably afraid that they’ll rip out the last few remaining strands.

      • August 6, 2010 8:01 am

        Good point, dude doesn’t exactly have a whole lot to work with, huh?

  2. August 3, 2010 4:06 pm

    This is a bad list, mainly because Nic Cage has the best hair-cuts. They fit his character, cause he’s a nut ball, and I love it all! My money was on Valley Girl!

    • August 3, 2010 8:45 pm

      I assure you, this is a good list, mainly because nic cage blows (except for adaptation and raising arizona of course). Something tells me I’m not gonna be converting you on this one though.

  3. Branden permalink
    August 4, 2010 8:07 pm

    It looks like he has Nick Nolte hair in that pic from ComiCon.

    • August 6, 2010 8:10 am

      Not a good look.

      • Branden permalink
        August 6, 2010 11:50 am

        He should just shave it and save us all the trouble.

      • August 6, 2010 11:55 am

        Hell to the yeah.

      • August 6, 2010 5:13 pm

        If he shaved it off, I wonder if he’d put it up for auction…..

      • August 11, 2010 7:55 am

        From what I hear, the guy could use it. Win-Win for everybody, except the freak who buys Nic Cage’s hair.

  4. August 7, 2010 7:22 pm

    I ‘m with you Aiden, I mean damn, the movie isn’t even out and it gets the most votes for worst do?? It does look like shit though…movie and hair style.

    Personally I think Cage has a secret wig collection hidden behind a bookcase in his house and the hair for Con Air, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Drive Angry and in fact the same do:P

    But I want to know how Cage keeps getting work. If Van Damme’s time has passed when does the clock run out on Cage Madness??…I just don’t get it…

  5. August 15, 2010 12:34 am

    Drive Angry looks awful, like Ghost Rider bad.

    His hair – terrible, but I think I voted for Adaptation. C’mon, how does it get worse than the Mike Brady perm?

    • August 16, 2010 8:57 am

      Yeah, didn’t want to say anything about the J-fro, but that’s not a very flattering look. At least he’s awesome in that movie for once.

      And unless someone pays for me to see it and gives me a bag of shrooms beforehand, I think I’ll be missing Drive Angry.

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