THE CRAP IS GETTING BIGGER!
Hey folks,
So today I am uber proud to announce to you all the second wave of the Cut The Crap megafranchise that’s gonna take this complex series of tubes by storm…
Wait for it…
Wait for iiiiit…
Oh, golly, I can’t stand it any longer!
IT’S CUT THE CRAP VIDEO GAME REVIEWS!
As much I spend an unhealthy amount of time playing video games as it is, I think my retinas are getting enough of a workout watching all these damn movies. That being the case, I’ve gotten my good pal Nahuel to head it up and it looks to me like he’s gonna be kicking a whole bunch of ass with this thing.
So hop on over, check it out and welcome Nahuel into the world of writing like a crackhead. And hey, I even got my man Ben Bishop to put together yet another outrageously badass custom banner for this momentous occasion, so you gotsta check that out.
Hope you all dig it and applications are open to anyone interested in heading up Cut The Crap Petting Zoo Reviews. Keep it real.
– Aiden R.
Cut The Crap Movie Reviews 
HAHAHAHA AWESOME VIDEO.. I never saw the remix, it’s so much better then the original.
And thanks, I plan on kicking an unhealthy amount of ass.. let’s just say I will need a robot-foot replacement from kicking so much ass……… I will look like this dude from kicking so much ass (http://www.hulsestrength.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tom-platz.jpg)…………
well you get the jist… I’m going to kick some ass
good looks
man, I’ve seen that video roughly thirty times and I still howl at it.
and keep on kicking ass with those disturbing legs of yours. kickass first review, homey, but I think you misspelled “Ocarina of Time” in the title
I said to myself once “by the way Aiden talks about games sometimes, I could def see him making a video game review site”. And woolah! Well it’s not exactly you, but you get the drift bro. Glad to see you venturing into new territory.
hahaha. thanks, man. very pumped about it, thinking it’s gonna whup ass in a big ol’ way.
Totally down with this! Keep on keeping on!
Thanks, dude! Will do.
Now you just need a Cut the Crap Music Review site and you’ll be able to rule the world.
Always keeping an eye out, homey. Bill Gates is gonna be my fuckin’ butler by the end of this year.
Can’t wait to read your review of Arkham Asylum.
Heard good things about that.
Dude, I can’t wait to write about that one.. That was one of the few games I actually went out and bought instead of waiting for GameFly to send it to me.. I’ll leave you guessing and say I was both really happy with the game and really upset with it haha
Cool beans. I’m a long time gamer and I’ve dabbled in some reviews. Never tried launching my own platform for blogging about gaming, though. Best of luck to the both of you.
Thanks, man. Check it out, the kid knows what he’s talking about.
I don’t play much video games anymore but if you review older games as well (in retrospective), that would be a totally awesome site!!!
Every Friday is a retro game, first review was actually for Zelda: A Link to the Past. Check it out, homey.