And the best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is…
RAPHAEL?!?
What?
Folks, I am at a loss here. I was thinking Michelangelo would take this easy, even Leo or Don, but Raph? Am I missing something? I always thought Raph was a total dick who always had the worst weapons and was always killing Mikey’s buzz for no reason at all.
What’s wrong with eating pizza and having fun? Absolutely nothing, Raph. Get a fuckin’ grip.
All I’m saying is that when push comes to shove, I would vote this mofo off the island and ask Casey Jones to be the fourth turtle in a heartbeat.
Feel free to argue this, dear readers. I’m all ears on this one.
RESULTS:
Leonardo: 6 votes
Donatello: 5 votes
Michelangelo: 5 votes (criminal…)
Raphael: 7 votes
Nonetheless, makes for a sweet Halloween costume. (Me on the right, as Don, throwing gang signs)
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Raphael was the moody one i guess, so i imagine people think he had some kind of depth too him. can a mutant turtle have depth?
when i was little i liked Michaelangelo, cos he was WACKY and FUN!
of course, if i knew him now id just wanna punch him in his green face
your polls are great though, have made my Swayze vote – was tough
Thanks, man. I’ve been a life-long Mikey fan, but I can imagine losing it after being around him too long; enough with Cowabunga already. I thought your Swayze pick would be a breeze, I’m quite surprised. Then again, Swayze is legend.
I’m right there with you Aiden, Raph was the only turtle that I actually didn’t like. Mikey was hilarious when I was a kid(but you’re probably right McG, I would probably hate hanging out with him now), Don was smart and I’ve always thought that was cool, and Leo was my favorite cause he had 2 freakin swords! But Raph always just seemed like a jerk.
Damn right he was. What a dickhead.