And the lone survivor of the Sex and the City cagematch to the death is…

The puma!

Seems like I accomplished my unintentional goal of confusing the hell out of everyone with this poll, but not surprisingly, the puma has eaten everyone.

Carrie, with zero votes, more or less offered herself up as the appetizer. Charlotte (with her bone-crushing glare) and Miranda served as the entree’s, coming up with one vote each. And Samantha fought to the death with two votes to her name, but alas, was soundly devoured.

So way to go puma! That Prada sure tastes good.