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May 3, 2010

SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

After nabbing 6 overnight votes, I was quite surprised when I woke up this morning to see how quickly the tides had turned for my man Paul Newman. Then again, Paul never got eaten by a shark mid-motivational speech. Biggest mistake of his career…

But who am I kidding, these guys are badass supremes. Not just anyone makes it to the banner of a website called Cut The Crap Movie Reviews.

Good voting, folks. This was a tough one.

RESULTS:
Sam: 21 votes (megaphone-for-a-voice-box badass)
Kurt: 5 votes (Pork Chop badass)
Paul: 18 votes (humanitarian badass)
Steve: 8 votes (stuntman badass)
Clint: 15 votes (badass badass)

“Mmmm, mmmmmm, bitch!

6 Comments leave one →
  1. mcarteratthemovies's avatar
    mcarteratthemovies permalink
    May 3, 2010 1:05 pm

    “No I can’t talk quiet! You ain’t never seen my movies?”

    Classic.

  2. Colin Biggs's avatar
    May 3, 2010 2:36 pm

    “Mmmmm, mmmmm bitch!”

  3. Ross McG's avatar
    May 4, 2010 12:43 pm

    Samuel L Jackson is about as cool as a big hot thing thats in contact with something else that’s very warm.
    that vote was rigged!
    and I still have my suspicions about the Traveling Wilburys poll…

    • Aiden R.'s avatar
      May 4, 2010 12:46 pm

      What can I say, man. The people have spoke, even if I do agree with you. Such is life…

      • Colin Biggs's avatar
        May 4, 2010 8:48 pm

        I’m surprised HAL is so close with the T-1000 right now.

      • Aiden R.'s avatar
        May 4, 2010 10:05 pm

        Those are two straight up evil robots though, man. Tough competition.

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