About the Crap
So after spending 20 some-odd years watching more movies than my retinas can handle and realizing right quick after graduating from college that I had no idea what to do with an English degree, Cut The Crap Movie Reviews was born. The idea: justify my existence as a walking vault of useless movie knowledge by writing about movies the way I would talk about them with my friends.
Anywho, this is going to be a pretty long project since no one told me that blogging is a freakin’ black hole of a commitment, so be the best, check in daily, scan the reviews, and vote on the polls, dear friends. Movies are awesome, so why not spread the love?
Pretty deep, huh?
- Aiden R.
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hey, man. love your site, your reviews and the movies you pick to write about. um, that’s it, but props are always good, especially when there is little good film commentary. cheers.
Thanks, man. I appreciate that and right back at ya.
I like your style Aiden, to the point, no messin around. The site looks good, especially like the banner image.
Thanks, man. Right back atcha. The banner’s by my friend Ben Bishop, super-talented artist/graphic novelist from Maine. You can check out more of his stuff at bishart.net if you’re interested.
wow, amazing site. someone SHOULD pay you to do reviews! drlloyd
Thanks! My thoughts exactly.
You have a choice to have a conjugal visit with one of the Golden Girls – GO!
Betty White, obviously.
Umm…what about…Sophia…?
Just googled her…yikes.
Don’t judge. She takes her teeth out…
Just took it a step too far.
I just figured I’d go out with a bang.
Wow. Interesting project.
Haha. Thanks!
Hey, just thought I’d post a here letting you know how refreshing it is to have a reviewer out there who does things this way. You pick great movies, and the reviews are great reads. Thanks for doing something to keep good film alive!
Thanks, man. Really appreciate that. Will keep on keepin’ on and thanks for visiting!
Yo dude, just put up a fresh post about James Bond January, hope you’re still in.
Also, feel free to spread the love as this is gaining centipedic legs all the time :-p
http://paragraphfilmreviews.com/2010/12/06/james-bond-january-update/
Cheers!
Still in, man. Thanks for reminder and will spread the word.
very nice reviews! reading on and on. and also love the design of your page.
Thanks and thanks! Much appreciated. The simpler the better I always say.
ALWAYS say that.
very nice work on the reviews! I enjoy reading your work
Thank you much, really appreciate it and glad you dig it! Don’t be a stranger!
Love your site! Very nice. haha I think most of us get into blogging without realizing it’s a black hole of commitment. O.o Oh well, it’s still fun.
-Tia
Hahaha. Yeah, that was a big surprise all right, but at least it’s fun, right? Thanks for the kinds words and thanks for stopping by!
Love your blog! I really like your style!! Great job and looks like you are enjoying every bit of it.
~ AVA
Haha. Thanks! Yeah, it’s been quite the ride alright and definitely helps to have some kind of excuse for all these movies I watch. Thanks for the kind words and thanks for stopping by!
Awesome. Just AWESOME.
Thanks!
Thanks for helping me navigate new movies:) Interested in Midnight in Paris. BTW, I have an English degree as well, but from China where English majors can work in any industry or…find nothing to do…Have a great weekend:)!
Hahaha. That’s exactly what it’s like for English majors over there, too. I know the struggle well. Thanks for stopping by and hope you love Midnight in Paris!
I like what I’ve seen of your blog so far. I don’t really write much about movies myself, but I did do a post in which I tried to watch Catwoman and remain sober — here, http://wp.me/p1SfsS-3C .
Subscribed. Hope to get into movies a bit more thru your posts.
Oh, man. That’s no easy feat. Never seen it in full myself, but it’s been playing on Cinemax like crazy lately and the ten minutes or so that I’ve seen is more than enough to appreciate the challenge. One day I will follow suit.
Thanks for stopping by and happy to help!
after reading that, i get the feeling that i will be your fan. damn. and hi
Haha. Thanks and hi!
it’s really cool that you have found something to do with your degree. i’m an english major, too.
Love your reviews and the movies you choose. Nice job!
Thanks! Much appreciated and don’t be a stranger!
aiden, have you seen The Raid before ? it’s a martial arts movie form Gareth Evans, but all of the cast are from Indonesia, i heard it was famous enough in US, you’ll love it
I haven’t, I somehow missed it, but I know all about it and I’m dying to see it. Looks like I’ll have to wait ’til video, but I’m betting you’re right, sounds like a winner. Will let you know when I finally get around to it!